If you've ever read The Agony of Alice you'll appreciate that title, I hope...
In all actuality, I might go shopping today. It's been over a month without my buying any clothes! I want to continue not to consume as much but there has been a moth infestation in my room and all my sheesh has holes in it! Also, I really want:
1. a pair of high-waisted shorts
2. a flowerdy dress (if you grew up in the South like me you'll realize that "floral" is just fancy for "flowerdy")
3. t-shirts. (see moth infestation.)
4. Ohohoh and a button-up skirt!
I'll BBL with pictures! And after that I have to write a paper about gender roles in the Cold War, and read a whole book about Mary Queen of Scots, and write a paper on it, and read a bunch of short stories for my Fiction Writing class, and Howl by Alan Ginsberg, and five chapters about Henry VIII, and finish The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett... (I'm on page eight.) Will you not agree that maybe a leetle bit of retail therapy is totally deserved?