Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Things I Carried

Thanks to Ms. Suzanna Mars of Style Snatcher (whose blog makes me almost un-angry at the writers' strike and its effect on The Office this season), I have been tagged! The stipulations of which are that I present you with six things out of my bag o' tricks, that is, my on-its-way-to-worn-out Marc Jacobs canvas tote (I'm supposed to post a picture, but it's in bad condition, I really should go looking for something new), and their significance. Kudos to all my worldly goods for being such good models.

1. Planner/ lookbook
I love its shiny newness and yellowness, and with it, I feel I can get around to doing anything, eventually. Also, I may need to write down the name of a song I need to download or an outfit I need to copy... 2. Various lip balms
It's winter, what can I say? Of course, even in summer I always carry an assortment because I like to keep my lips baby-soft. My boyfriend refuses to kiss me after application, he says that Chapstick is addictive and he's never used it in his life and never will, at the cost of missing out on the amazing taste of Kiss My Face in Peach. I cannot say whether the balm itself is addictive but the purchase of organic beauty products certainly could be called that.

3. Lotion
I also hate dry hands, and sometimes I just need to smell like peonies when I come in from a night out.
4. Completely necessary cards
Which would be: a million coupons for some store, which someday I'll use or give away, a Qdoba frequent buyer's card (buy-ten-get-one-free, and in the course of my life, I've gotten four free burritos--sad?), a card scented with Tiffany eau de parfum, and my membership card to the local indie video-rental store, which I am unable to use because of a phenomenal late fee and keep for scene cred, or if I were to ever need to rent the Karen Carpenter story acted out with fashion dolls.
5. Fake-ass glasses
For looking smart on the go. And concealing dark undereye circles. While looking smart.

6. A book
Always a necessity. Right now it's Nora Ephron's collection of late-60s magazine articles, a great glimpse into pop culture at the time and completely well-written to boot.


Now, for the following six, I ask, what's in your wallet? Well, you know what I mean.

You Are Not A Snowflake
Hand It Over
Behind Big Glasses
Hipster Musings
Strawberry Kittens
The Iron Chic

If you're still reading, go download The Wayward Bus and Distant Plastic Trees by the Magnetic Fields. It's ethereal, don't listen to what the guys at Allmusic have to say.

P.S. Be sure to check out a new feature I just added: "Link of the Week."

26 comments:

Ninja said...

is that the Burts Bees pomegranate one? I just picked that up today and I love it already.
My boy is the same way about chapstick, he secretly uses it when I'm not around though lol, I've caught him a few times.

bigglassesgirl said...

Jezebel had a clip up of the doll show, and I will have to see if that book is available at my local library.

perfect bound said...

Oh yes. I have walked away from many a video store in shame from a certin phenomenal late fee of my own. I enjoyed that. As well as your whole list. Glad I found your blog (via A Cup of Joe.)

Jamie Lovely said...

I did a post like this in November with the guts of my bag. I carry way more stuff though!

Mash said...

great post , I love your lip balms , what brand is it please ?

the iron chic said...

If lip balm is addictive, then send me to rehab!
I like watching the way boys apply lip balm. They always do it wrong...

Suzanna Mars said...

A magnificent collection of..stuff, Heather! Brava! Far more erudite than mine, though I will absolutely second the glasses for covering dark circles; I have my own pair on now, crooked.

Thanks for joining the party!

LBIC said...

haha I have almost the exact type of contents in my bag, except that my lip sticks are glossy, my glasses are for real and my book is harry potter and the half blood prince.

In Yr Fshn said...

My BF still hasn't learned not to kiss me after lip gloss application (after four years!), so he's usually wandering around with a pink sheen on his kisser.
Makes me giggle.
Love your planner!

Joanna Goddard said...

that book looks great. i'm gonna check it out. and i love your chapstick collection! :)

molly said...

that book looks fascinating!!

Isabel said...

Yay, tag!

Jill said...

It's cool to see what different people carry in their bags, it's a little way to see their habits. I agree with the lip balm collection, lip need constant treatment.

Maxwell K said...

I never, ever leave the house without a retractable ballpoint pen in my right pocket. It's a personal pet peeve when people have nothing to write with, because you never know when you're going to need to note something very quickly. I also always have my 2 GB flash drive with me. Most of the time I carry lip balm as well. Also, I never go to work without my pocket knife, but I don't usually carry it at other times because I don't need it.

Way to allude to one of my favorite books in this entry's title.

Squirrel said...

this is a fun idea-I carry food water book and camera--and all sorts of misc.

Hanna said...

Ha.. the end is like the Capital One thing.. I just now realized that.

Lovely pictures.. yay, I did it too! Thank you for freeing my writer's block!

Chapstick is a must in the winter.. slash.. strange.. summer-like winter weather.

Miss White said...

I love the idea of fake glasses! I need to get some of those for exactly the same reasons.

d. chedwick bryant said...

I am so planning to do this on my blog-- interesting post!

atelier said...

Haha, I have the same problem with the lip balms (only in the winter) and I always carry a book too. You never know who are you going to be waiting for!

Stephanie said...

Lotionizing is practically a ritual for me, I hate the dry skin thing too :)

Linda said...

mm your collection of lip balms look yummy!

Linda said...

mmm what a yummy collection of lip stuff you have, and now I really want to try the pomegranate Burts Bees!

jayne said...

haha like this idea

i have this new burts bee honey its amazing, its sweet instead of tingly, and normally i'm kinda antichapstick, well not anti persay, i'm not a chapstick addiction conspiracy theorist like your bf, but i just am lazy, dumb of me b/c my lips are the sizes of angelina jolie haha, so it hurts and is damn obvious too

btw is your title in ref to the fabulous tim o'brien vietnam war memoir/novel, i love that book!

labelllefille said...

Lip balm and lotion are two things I always have in my purse as well. Love Burt's Bees!

Sonja said...

Do I sy a lush lip balm there? It really looks like the content of my bag:)

Dani said...

Hi there, thanks for visiting my blog! Yours is very interesting and I shall visit it more often! I'll get that book because you made it sound very worth reading:)
Nice weekend:)